Ordinarily, it’s customary to allow a pupil to write the match report. However, following yesterday’s Pupils v Staff “goal-fest”, it was pretty obvious that a pupil-inspired match report just wouldn’t be appropriate. First of all, nobody actually knows what the score was. Sure, the pupils would point to a “countless” number of goals in their favour. But as everybody knows, if you don’t know the EXACT score…it’s a draw! That all effectively means that the Staff remain undefeated! Well done everyone - players and spectators - for a great show.